This am in the car:

Bethie: Mom, I still have these little bumps on my legs.

Ike: Mumps.

Me: Yup. Leg mumps.

Bethie: What? What are Leg Mumps?

Me: They’re caused by a certain type of worm that gets in your body.

(Pause)

Bethie: I’m not falling for that.

Sigh. Another fun era has ended. 😞