I love it when Walker Dollahon whispers sweet nothings in my ear, like "loving you is the sanctification scheme God had for my life ..." 💋

 So Missy Hooks Dollahon and I went to BurgerFi for lunch...

Walker:  I'll take a BurgerFi double cheeseburger garden style.

Cashier:  You want tomatoes on that?

Walker:  Yes, everything on it.

Cashier:  Lettuce too?

Walker: Yes, it's the garden style one I want (note:  the burger that's wrapped in lettuce where the bun should be).

Cashier:  And onions too?

Walker:  Yes, everything on it.  The works.

Cashier:  And the BurgerFi sauce?

Walker:  Yep.  Load the thing up to bear.

Cashier:  Pickles too?

Walker:  Yes.  Everything on it, please.

Cashier:  Okay, for you Miss?

Missy:  I'll take a Burgerfi Cheeseburger with everything on it.

Cashier:  You want tomatoes on that?

Missy:  Yes, please.  Everything on it...

***  AND THIS IS WHEN A SPACE TIME CONTINUUM WAS TORN INTO THE FABRIC OF MATTER AROUND US FROM OUR COLLETIVE RAGE AND FURY AND WE BRIEFLY SAW TIME AND LIFE ITSELF UNFOLD LIKE A SPOOL OUT FROM OUR VANTAGE POINT BEFORE WE RESUMED OUR PERCH ON THE BLUE ORB WE CALL EARTH AND WE STARED AT EACHOTHER WITH SLACK JAWS AND DIMMED MINDS  ***

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2-16-2016

Maggie came to my yesterday. She was topless, and she had taken a tank top and wrapped it around her like a g string, and she goes "Look! I'm Miley Cyrus!!"

First I was concerned, then I just remembered, that's just Maggie: