Picking up Ike from prek. 
Did you have a good day?
 'Yes.' 
what'd you do?
 'Get in twouble.'

Ike: GG bought the beach house dis truck
Me: GG bought you that truck when we were at the beach house?
Ike: Yes.
Me: GG loves you so much,
Ike: Yes.
Me: You love GG?
Ike: Yes. She take me to school. Safely.

Eva Rose: "What does it mean that God is spirit, Maggie?".
Maggie: "It means He fits in an inbisible box."

Lessons in holiness

 As Eva Rose barks off catechicsm questions to her little sister in the morning (one of their chores) she has all the charm and grace of a German SS field marshall giving a severe tongue lashing to a fresh recuit... "HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A SOUL? MAGGIE?! MAGGIE! IT'Z. BECAUSE. DER. BIBLE. TELLS. US. SO!"

This morning:

Eva Rose: "What does it mean that God is spirit, Maggie?"

Maggie: "It means He fits in an inbisible box."

-WD

Shep to Maggie: "I hope you never get fartable." I don't even know how to reply to this.