There's been a murder in our house tonight. The victim: single gold fish. The perp: white female, about 36 inches tall, blond hair, blue eyes. Considered unarmed but extremely dangerous.

Eva Rose to her momma this morning in the bathroom: "I saw you naked. And I didn't even laugh."  Why, thank you. I'm sure it took much restraint.

just walked in the bathroom to find her daughter dipping toilet paper in the toilet, wetting it with potty water, then using that to wipe her and her baby brother's faces. Ugh! UGH UGH UGH!!!!!!!!!