So Missy Hooks Dollahon and I went to BurgerFi for lunch...
Walker: I'll take a BurgerFi double cheeseburger garden style.
Cashier: You want tomatoes on that?
Walker: Yes, everything on it.
Cashier: Lettuce too?
Walker: Yes, it's the garden style one I want (note: the burger that's wrapped in lettuce where the bun should be).
Cashier: And onions too?
Walker: Yes, everything on it. The works.
Cashier: And the BurgerFi sauce?
Walker: Yep. Load the thing up to bear.
Cashier: Pickles too?
Walker: Yes. Everything on it, please.
Cashier: Okay, for you Miss?
Missy: I'll take a Burgerfi Cheeseburger with everything on it.
Cashier: You want tomatoes on that?
Missy: Yes, please. Everything on it...
*** AND THIS IS WHEN A SPACE TIME CONTINUUM WAS TORN INTO THE FABRIC OF MATTER AROUND US FROM OUR COLLETIVE RAGE AND FURY AND WE BRIEFLY SAW TIME AND LIFE ITSELF UNFOLD LIKE A SPOOL OUT FROM OUR VANTAGE POINT BEFORE WE RESUMED OUR PERCH ON THE BLUE ORB WE CALL EARTH AND WE STARED AT EACHOTHER WITH SLACK JAWS AND DIMMED MINDS ***
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