Ten things I am glad Missy didn't know about me before she agreed to marry me... 1) I've never
had a sentimental attachment to an animal, 2) I hate popcorn...the taste
of it, the smell of it..., 3) I love using ellipses when writing, 4) I
am not handy...in fact I'll make it worse, 5) if left alone I'd never
change my clothes all day no matter what I'm doing, 6) I hate talking on
the phone (and talking in bed...Missy gets chatty at bedtime...come to
think of it, Missy is always chatty), 7) I enjoy cigarettes, 8) I am a
huge skeptic of all new, faddish science and dietary "breakthroughs", 9)
I'm bad a finishing lists...
This is from Eva:
ReplyDeleteI understand if you smoke cigarettes, but actually enjoying them should be, like, a crime or something. You know the smoke that comes from them? IT SEEPS INTO YOUR LUNGS AND ROTS YOUR BRAIN AWAY. LIKE, TONS OF PEOPLE DIE EVERY YEAR! I SHOULD KNOW! Somehow...
Two months and 30 days later...
ReplyDeleteSorry, Dad. But really, smoking is gross. Just admit that.
Now... I researched what... ellipses... is and I found... that really... they are... really... really... annoying if they... are over-used... and... all that.... jazz...
11 months and 10 days later:
ReplyDeleteI... use... ellipses... too... while... writing...