Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Bethie: Mom, leggings are not pants.
Me: These aren't leggings, they're YOGA pants. They're okay.
Bethie (scrutinizes, then shakes head): No Mom. Those are leggings. And leggings are not pants.

Monday, November 21, 2016

I forgot that if you tell a 13yo boy 'I'll give you $10 if you drink this" that even if you were joking, they'll take you up on it.
Tepid water that had been used to boil hot dogs. I almost threw up. He did throw up. But he got his $10!