Thursday, June 26, 2014

"Eva, lately, every time I say something to you, you argue with me."
"No I don't!!"
Who tooted?
Bethie: IKE!
Ike: NO! Boys do not toot, boys fart!

Monday, June 23, 2014

 Today they were here swimming and Maggie said 'I think Danny Davis is in love with me. Must be my new hair cut.' Shoulder flip, shoulder flip. 

Saturday, June 21, 2014

I'd have to say the highlight of my week was when my Jen showed up on my front door, saying her embarrassed four year old Whitton owed me an apology. After ten minutes or so of encouraging/cajoling/threatening, he finally whispered, "I'm sorry I peed on Ike."

Thursday, June 19, 2014

This is Maggie, at Costco, eating diced hotdog onions out of a cup with a spoon. She does this with raw garlic too. Spoons it right out of the jar. #evenbetterthanachastitybelt

Monday, June 16, 2014

Maggie: I hope that when Bethie grows up, she marries a black man. 
Me: why?
Maggie: So that we can get some real black people in this family. This family is too white.
Me: well, you could marry a black man.
Maggie: but then my kids won't be really black, just some black, like Barack Obama.

Saturday, June 14, 2014

Helping her brother write a letter to the Tooth Fairy

Monday, June 9, 2014

At baby Alice's baptism:

Ike: Mom, when can I get communion?
Me: When you confess that Jesus is your savior and you want to follow him for all your life.
Ike: Will I have to be nicer?
Me: Well, if you're following Jesus, then, yeah.
Ike: (shakes head) I'm always gonna be mean to Maggie.