Sunday, August 31, 2014

'God is just like cheesecake. He's delicious and everyone wants to eat him.'

Guess which Dollahon said that.

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Bethie is talking more and more. Two of her favorite new sentences:

"I wan Momma buy me dat!"
"{insert sibling name} bein mean-a-me!"
Maggie: Doc McStuffins is just like Jesus - she never sins, on all the shows.

Monday, August 25, 2014

Ike: How old is God & Jesus?
Me: older than anything ever.
Ike: like eighty sixty-three?
Me: bout that.

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Winston to Walker: 'You have the hands of a homoerotic Belgian poet.'

Apple --> Tree

Sunday, August 17, 2014

If I had a nickel for every time this summer I've had to say 'No, Maggie, McDonalds does NOT serve horse meat!'

Big brothers = cruel

Wednesday, August 6, 2014

'Some people text even when they are standing right next to each other. I think they're called introverts.' - Maggie

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Ten things I am glad Missy didn't know about me before she agreed to marry me... 1) I've never had a sentimental attachment to an animal, 2) I hate popcorn...the taste of it, the smell of it..., 3) I love using ellipses when writing, 4) I am not fact I'll make it worse, 5) if left alone I'd never change my clothes all day no matter what I'm doing, 6) I hate talking on the phone (and talking in bed...Missy gets chatty at bedtime...come to think of it, Missy is always chatty), 7) I enjoy cigarettes, 8) I am a huge skeptic of all new, faddish science and dietary "breakthroughs", 9) I'm bad a finishing lists...